Thursday, February 21, 2019

#ProblemSolved


It’s possible to find those crazy few who tout the bravery and insight of middle-agers who set out to shift career directions. If this little experiment pans out for me, perhaps I’ll become one of them. In the meantime, feel free to question my sanity. I’ll be right beside you asking the same probing questions of myself.

During this “career transition,” I happen to be enrolled in seminary where a current class required me to revisit that whole personality thing. Here’s the deal: I’m a hardcore INTJ. They label me with words like "Mastermind" "Strategist" "Analyst" and "Architect." A generous description goes something like this:

Lori excels at creating and implementing innovative solutions to analytical problems. She naturally sees possibilities for improvement within complex systems and is organized and determined in implementing her ideas for change.
Lori is very comfortable with abstraction and theory but gains the most satisfaction from turning her ideas into reality. She enjoys working independently or with a small team, taking measuredstrategic steps to implement change.
Lori enjoys working with logical systems that she can understand in depth. She thrives on the challenge of comprehending complex ideas and wants to understand how she can improve the way things work.

Lori’s ideal work environment is logical, efficient, structured, and analytical, with colleagues that are competentintelligent, and productive.
The ideal job for Lori allows her to use her analytical skills to problem-solve in a challenging environment, and to take responsibility for implementing her ideas to create efficientinnovative systems.

In short: 
Everything is broken. Lori can fix it. Speak your piece then go away. She will hibernate to investigate, analyze, and plan, before emerging with a thorough, working solution. You may now fire all the dreamers and lazy people. #problemsolved

If I had a dime for every job posting that solicits a “team player” or an “innovator” I’d be independently wealthy. If I had a buck for every job posting that solicits “logic” or “grit” or “determined curiosity” or “investigative objectivity” well…I’d be none the richer! ¯\_()_/¯

If you’re one of those communities who wants a CURIOUS, INDUSTRIOUS, INDEPENDENT-MINDED, RELENTLESSLY RATIONAL, ANALYTICAL, SELF-AMUSED, INTJ female on your team…feel free to reach out. I just might know someone.