WHAT??!!! Jesus has a cell phone?! And...why didn't I know this?? Apparently my pastors have been holding out on me...telling me I have to do this whole "prayer" thing.
But the LEAST these people could do is give me His number. I mean...really. I can't text Him if I don't even know His number!
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HONK! HONK!
I will do exhaustive search engine research today, and if I find the number, I will post it. It has to be out there somewhere.... I'm also sure he has an unlimited data plan and free incoming calls, and of course standard caller ID and the whole works. I would speculate He is with Sprint because their logo is a knock off of the Pentecostal Holy Ghost tongues of fire symbol. HONK! HONK!
lol. I'm often scolding my husband about trying to peek at his e-mail (on his device) while driving. Maybe I should forward this picture to him.
Thank you, Anon.
Definitely, Angie! My son already had a minor "accident" which we are convinced was a result of texting while driving! I wish all those who do it would meet Him...the world would be a much safer place!! ;)
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