Domesticity

For all of you who don't think it can't be done, for those of you who believe it is superfluous, and especially for those of you who have need of orderliness, I am going to demonstrate for you how to fold a fitted sheet.  You can thank me later.

Some, either out of rebellion, ignorance or apathy (you know who you are), are content to roll and stuff the sheet into the closet:

But you don't HAVE to be one of those.  First, place your hands into two same-side corner seams, like this:

Fold them together, like so:

Do the same with the remaining two corners:

Next, fold all four corners into one:

Lay sheet on flat surface.  Two sides will "naturally" fold inward like this:

Smooth, then fold in half:

Flip over.  The "rough" side will look something like this:

Fold in thirds and wah-la!!  You have a neatly-folded, beautifully-symmetrical fitted sheet.

 

Prepare to be impressed with yourself.