I'm in a silly mood. And when I'm in a silly mood, I do silly things and I laugh at silly jokes...you know, like Chuck Norris jokes. Everyone has heard these before, but so have I and they STILL make me laugh. So here's a little silliness for you: (FYI: the first 5 are my all-time favorites)
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more $ than you.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuch Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.
It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris strangled a man with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.
4 comments:
I'm glad that I live in St. Chuck...
Go to Google and type "find Chuck Norris". Hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky' and see what happens. ;D
Oriana...haha! That's awesome! :-)
I'm in a silly mood right now, (the late hour, the amount of sleep I got last night and the amount of caffeine I DIDN'T get probably have a lot to do with it) and I just found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iq2grJHcs
If you're as strange and as tired as I am it's hilarious, if you're not...eh, maybe not so much.
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